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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the*%$* happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usuallyshut the*&%#* up with cookies.(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as strayeyebrows.-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --hittingmy head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis-A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what hecan't.-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through thewindows.-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thoughthalf as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystartsfalling apart.-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack meatonce.-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be ahorriblewarning.-Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm notdumb-- and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invadeanother country.-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anythingdone, ask a woman.-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep hishouse.-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt-